Learn How to Make Your Balls Smell Better With These 5 Tips

By John Cruz

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Having stinky balls is a big no-no, so I want to show you how to make your balls smell better.

As a man, of course, we want to be manly.

However, some think it means being grungy and dirty.

Yeah, that’s a big no.

Being a man requires a lot of hard work, not being lazy, and, yes, being clean.

This will definitely help you become a better man and build some major confidence.

If that sounds like something you find interesting, let me help you by showing you how to make your balls smell better.


What Causes Smelly Balls?

There are several reasons why your balls stink.

I guess it’s part of what we have to deal with as a man.

But what causes them to stink?

First, it’s always going to start with poor hygiene.

If you’re showering once a week, don’t expect your jewels to smell fresh.

Second, your clothing might be a bit tight.

It’s weird, but one of the ways to help your balls smell their worst.

Other reasons your balls might stink are jock itch, which you can feel, and a medical condition, which is beyond your control.

Lastly, don’t forget to change your under, freakin, wear.

How to Make Your Balls Smell Better

Let’s face it.

Sometimes you can do what you can to clean your junk, but at the end of the day (literally), they still become a funky cheese no one wants to smell.

Not even you.

So, how do you make your balls smell better?

Here are some things you can do to help in that department.

1. Constantly Clean Down There

I know this might sound a bit much, but I wash my behind every single time I take a poop.

And guess what I do while I’m at it?

I wash my dang nuts!

I’m already getting wet, and know my jewels must be at their freshes.

What better way than to give them a wash?

That’s your first step on how to make your balls smell better.

2. Mow Your Man Lawn

Did you know that at least 10% of women like an unkept man down there?

Good for them.

I don’t care who says they like men with a bush, there’s a reason why we should groom down there, regardless of what they think.

It does not look cool, and it does not feel cool either.

What’s even worse is the fact that it’s a breeding ground for some fungi.

That fungus then leads to cheesy balls and lots and lots of funk.

If you want to make your balls smell better, give them a nice trim, and you should be good to go.

That little bush of pubes holds in who knows what, and I’m sure it does not make your balls smell better.

3. Scrub Your Balls

Soaping your body is great and all, but some parts of your body need a little more attention.

This includes your underarms, your crack, and you guessed it.

Your balls.

These specific parts sweat differently and are the perfect environment for some funk.

I mean, there’s a reason why you have antiperspirant/deodorant, right?

These parts require different attention, and part of that is scrubbing.

Get yourself a nice loofa or even a washcloth, and give those jewels a nice scrub.

Get into the habit and you will feel fresher and smell better.

4. Powder Those Nuts

I think of powdered donuts for some reason when I think of powdering balls.

Then again, I also think of when Lebron James throws that dang powder in the air.

Anyway, if you want to make your balls smell better, you definitely want to keep them dry.

Wet nuts make for some funk, so apply some ball powder if you need to.

I used baby powder when I was deployed and boy did it work wonders.

Now that I’m back in the country, I get to choose from the many ball powders out there.

5. Let Them Breathe

As one of the warmest places on your body, your crotch and balls need to breathe.

What do you think they’ll do if you don’t allow them to?

They’ll sweat and eventually become nasty.

If you are wearing some tighty whities and some joggers, don’t expect your balls to be dry and fresh.

They’ll be sweaty and, of course, not the best smelling.

Let them be free if you want to make your balls smell better.

Conclusion – Make Your Balls Smell Better

As men, we need to keep it together.

Or should I say them?

No one wants to be around a smelly person, let alone one with some stinkin nuts.

so please keep yourself clean, wash your nasty balls, and you will enjoy life a whole lot more.

I hope these tips have shown you how to make your balls smell better and how important it really is.

If you have any questions or would like to add your two cents, feel free to do so in the comments section below.

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